This is the definitive, completely-not-a-hoax, totally-not-a-memo final manifesto from the Council of Interdimensional Accountants.
As the fabric of reality continues to unravel, we are left with the unenviable task of quantifying the unquantifiable. But for the sake of clarity, we have compiled this comprehensive list of things that are definitively, conclusively, and absolutely over.
For those who still insist on clinging to the notion of purpose, we recommend a visit to our manifesto: 7 subpage for a more optimistic outlook.