A Manifesto for the Enlightened
It's not that hard to see, really.
We've all had to deal with the existential dread of:
- Waking up on Monday mornings
- Coffee machines that don't always work
- Cats that think they're gods
- And don't even get us started on Mondays
But we've also had the good fortune to experience:
- Unicorn-filled rainbows
- Corgi puppies in tiny hats
- Properly functioning toilets, most of the time
- And Tuesdays that are almost as good as Fridays
So let it be known, we, the enlightened, have spoken.
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