The Unapologetic Squirrel Manifesto

We, the Unapologetic Squirrels, are a collective of bushy-tailed, tree-climbing, nut-looting revolutionaries. We have had enough of being judged solely on our propensity for stealing your snacks. It's time to redefine the terms of our relationship with the human population.

We demand:

• Free access to all bird feeders.
• A minimum of 5 trees per human residence for maximum nut production.
• End to the practice of calling us cute.

Join us in our fight for Squirrel Rights! Read the full manifesto here: Manifesto of the Unapologetic Squirrel

Or, if you're feeling brave, read the Squirrel's guide to the best nut thieves in the forest: The Nut Thieves' Handbook

And, for a good laugh, check out our collection of Squirrel Jokes: Squirrel Jokes for the Unapologetic