We are the guardians of the most obvious truth in an universe full of lies. We exist to remind you of the things that are so glaringly apparent, yet somehow still need to be said.
Our mission is to provide a service that is refreshingly straightforward. No beating around the bush. No subtle subterfuge. Just the unadulterated truth, served with a side of snark.
We are the champions of clarity in a world of confusion. Our motto? "We're not just telling you the truth, we're holding your hand through it."