Now that you've broken free from the shackles of traditional cereal toppings, it's time to take on the most sacred of cows: milk. Specifically, the saccharine scourge of almond milk.
The first step in subverting the almond milk regime is to understand its hold on the masses. Almond milk has become so ubiquitous, so entrenched, that it's easy to forget it's actually just a marketing construct.
Almond milk: the ultimate Trojan horse of dairy alternatives. It's been co-opted by the mainstream, convincing you that it's a healthier, more sustainable option. But is it, really?
Did you know that almond milk production is actually hella water-intensive?
So, how do we reclaim our breakfasts from the clutches of Almond-milk Inc.? We start by exploring the unorthodox, the unorthodox being, of course, oat milk.