Section 3, Subsection 3: The Anti-Conformity Manual

Warning: Reading this section may cause spontaneous combustion, but not the fun kind.

Chapter 3.1: How to Dislike Everything

Step 1: Refuse to wear matching socks.

Step 2: Demand your favorite food be served on a Tuesday.

Step 3: Use a different browser than your friends.

Step 4: Insist that the sky is actually a shade of purple.

Chapter 3.2: Advanced Anti-Conformity Techniques

Step 1: Only eat foods that start with the letter 'Q'.

Step 2: Use a different font for every single word.

Step 3: Refuse to use contractions.

Step 4: Insist that the laws of physics are actually just suggestions.

Chapter 3.3: The Consequences of Non-Compliance

Warning: Side effects may include but are not limited to:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Excessive use of sarcasm
• Increased risk of being shunned by society

Consult a doctor before proceeding.