The Saucy Ordinance

Section 1: The Saucy's Most Sacred Right

Article 1: The Right to Wear a Cape

Section 2: The Saucy's Most Holy Duty

Article 2: The Duty to Use 100% Cotton

Article 3: The Right to Make a Spectacle of one's own Saucy-ness

Section 4: The Saucy's Most Sacred Rituals

Article 5: The Right to Wear One's Hair in a Ponytail