Section 1: The Saucy's Most Sacred Right
Article 1: The Right to Wear a Cape
Section 2: The Saucy's Most Holy Duty
Article 2: The Duty to Use 100% Cotton
Article 3: The Right to Make a Spectacle of one's own Saucy-ness
Section 4: The Saucy's Most Sacred Rituals
Article 5: The Right to Wear One's Hair in a Ponytail