Article 1: The Salsa Shuffle is a way of life. It is a dance, a philosophy, a rebellion. We reject the mundane and the banal, the predictable and the dull. We reject the notion of a 4/4 time signature and the soulless, mechanical rhythms that come with it.
The 8-count salsa shuffle is the backbone of the Salsa Shuffle. It is the fundamental unit of our movement, the atomic particle of our funk. We will not be bound by the shackles of 4/4 time, no sir.
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The Salsa Shuffle is not just a dance, it is a statement. A statement against the status quo, against the tyranny of the 4/4 time signature, against the soulless, robotic rhythms that plague our society.
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We will not be bound by the limitations of technology, no sir. We will not be held back by the constraints of the 4/4 time signature. We will use our Salsa Shuffles to disrupt the system, to challenge the norm, to make a change.