Deconstruction: A Manifesto for the Right to Destroy the Pool Table

It's a travesty. A catastrophe. A travesty of a travesty. Your friends, those self-proclaimed visionaries of the avant-garde, won't let you destroy the pool table. But why not? What's their beef with the pure, unadulterated joy of smashing a perfectly good piece of furniture?

Are they afraid of the raw, unbridled power of your destructive energy? Do they fear the aesthetic of shattered glass and splintered wood that you so lovingly create? Or is it something deeper? Are they simply jealous of your innate, avant-garde sensibilities?

Whatever the reason, we at Deconstructionism demand that you be allowed to express your inner artist, to unleash the torrent of your creativity upon the unsuspecting pool table. Join us in our fight for the right to destroy, to deconstruct, to remake.

For more on Deconstructing Deconstruction, visit:

• Deconstructing the Artist as a Destroyer of Worship
• Deconstructing the Hermitage of Heresy
• Deconstructoing the Utopian Dreamscape