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Step 3: Building the Doomsday Bunker

As the apocalypse draws near, it's essential to have a solid Plan B. Or Plan D, in this case.

Acquiring Materials

Scavenging for materials will be a challenge. You'll need:

Enough tin cans to build a tin can pyramid
A reliable source of duct tape for all your sealing needs
A 4x4 grid of 3D printed hamster balls for the ultimate in bunker decor

Visit Step 4: Gathering the Herd to continue your Doomsday bunker construction.

Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious about the impending doom, visit Step 5: Coping with the Odds for some advice on managing your stress levels.

But don't forget, the clock is ticking, and the zombies are getting hungry.

Design Considerations

Remember, your bunker should be:

At least 100ft underground
Decorated with enough cat towers to support at least 10 cats
Equipped with a minimum of 5 espresso machines for maximum productivity

Visit Step 4: Gathering the Herd for more on bunker design.