For when the chicken's tail is a sign of destiny
Our team of expert omens has compiled a list of:
Our latest omen is a chicken with a very large, very fluffy tail. This is clearly a sign that the apocalypse is near, or perhaps it's just a really nice chicken.
Our omens are not actually omens, but rather a collection of things we found on the internet that we thought looked ominous. We are not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our omens.