Extra Demands of the Revolution

By the people, for the people, for the sake of being extra.

We, the revolutionaries, have come to realize that the old demands were just the beginning. We demand:

Free Pizza for all on Fridays

It's the least you can do. We're tired of being hungry.

We want our streaming habits to be subsidized. It's only fair.

We want to be able to show off our wealth. It's only natural.

And, of course, we demand:

It's the best way to show our love. And also to distract from the fact that we're actually in charge.