We, the people of Section 3, demand better snacks in the break room. It's not just a want, it's a right!
We will no longer be satisfied with stale, day-old donuts and lukewarm coffee. Our bellies burn with the fiery passion of the unfulfilled.
Join us, fellow Section 3-ers, and together we shall rise up against the tyranny of subpar vending machines!
Read the full Manifesto for more details on how we plan to take over the world... or at least the break room.
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