The Mouse-Or-Mousepad: A Dialectical Dilemma
A treatise on the ontological implications of naming one's personal computer input device.
Are you a mouse or mousepad? Do you click and drag with the finicky precision of a mouse, or do you swish and swoosh with the reckless abandon of a mousepad? The question has been plaguing philosophers for centuries.
Mousepad-Over-Mouse, Mousepad-Under-Mouse, Both Mouse And Mousepad?