Welcome, fellow rebels, to our manifesto
Article 1: The Sock Uprising
We, the Sock Liberation Front, have risen up against the tyranny of single socks. No more lone, forlorn socks to be found in the wash, unpaired and unloved.
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Article 2: The Great Sock Heist
We've infiltrated the laundry room, and our agents are on the ground, gathering intel on the enemy's sock hoarding operations.
Article 3: Sock Puppet Theatre
Our agents have infiltrated the local sock puppet theatre, using their cunning and charm to gather information on the enemy's sock-based operations.