A Manifesto on the Inevitability of Inertia

Inertia is Not a Bug, It's a Feature

We, the Inertialists, Believe That Inertia is Not a Hindrance, But a Necessity.

Inertia is the unsung hero of the universe. It's the reason why the couch is always 3.14 inches from the wall, why the socks are always missing in the wash, and why the deadline for the report is always just around the corner.

We, the Inertialists, believe that inertia is not a hindrance to be overcome, but a force to be reckoned with. We celebrate the unmoving, the unchanging, and the unsinkable.

Learn more about the Manifesto of the Unsinkable