In the heart of Brooklyn, where artisanal is a way of life, we've got a special treat for you: Overpriced Seltzer Water, crafted with love, and a side of disdain for your wallet.
Taste the irony: our seltzer water is sourced from the purest, most exclusive springs in the tri-state area, then filtered through a process that's 100% artisanal and 0% affordable.
Don't just drink water, experience the existential crisis that comes with paying 5 dollars for a liter of water that's 99% tap water. Our customers say it's worth it, or words to that effect.
Tired of the same old boring water? So are we. That's why we've infused our seltzer water with the essence of Brooklyn: a pinch of disappointment, a dash of ennui, and a healthy dose of "I'm-a-actually-a-just-a-drinking-water-but-I'm-a-trendy-hipster."