Why the Humor is Dead in Hollywood

It's because the writers are all dead, man. Like, literally dead. They're all buried six feet under in a graveyard of their own making.

Or maybe it's because they just can't stop making dad jokes. "I'm not a morning person, I'm like a vampire, I sleep all day, and I'm a-night-owl!" No, really, folks, that's not a joke.

Or perhaps it's because they just can't get a decent plot twist right. Like, who needs a twist if you've got a rom-com with a bunch of attractive people in it? No, seriously, that's not a plot.

But in all seriousness, it's because Hollywood just can't get enough of its own self-importance. "Oh, look at me, I'm a director, I'm an artist, I'm a prophets of the masses." No, really, dude, you're just a guy with a camera and some script.

So, if you want to know the real reason why the humor is dead in Hollywood, it's because the industry is just too busy trying to be itself. And that's just a joke, man.

Or maybe it's because the writers just can't take a joke.

Why the Humor is Dead in Brooklyn

Because, like, everyone's alreadyประกdead in Brooklyn.

But seriously, folks, it's because the rent is too high.

So, that's why the humor's dead in Hollywood, folks. It's not because the writers are all dead, man, it's just because everyone's got a bad case of existential dread.