Irony is the New Irony

Or How to Say the Opposite of What You Mean

When it comes to saying the opposite of what you mean, there's nothing quite like it. A true art form, really. Like a fine wine, it only improves with age.

Example 1: Saying You Love Something When You Hate It

Meet John. John loves his ex's new boyfriend. No, really, he's just really, really into him. In fact, he's considering buying him a gift to welcome him to the family.

Example 2: Saying You're Not Lying When You Are Lying

Meet Jane. Jane has no idea what she's doing with her life. But when asked if she has a plan, she'll tell you she's got it all figured out. She's just... uh... "exploring her options."

Example 3: Saying the Opposite of What You Really Mean When You Really Need to

Meet Bob. Bob really needs a raise, but he's afraid to ask for one. So he says, "I'm so happy with my salary, I'm just... happy to be challenged by the opportunity to continue contributing to the company's mission."

Conclusion

And so, dear reader, if you find yourself trapped in a sea of irony, just remember: it's the new norm.

Go ahead, say the opposite of what you mean. The world needs more of this.