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We spotted Celebrity 1 at the local coffee shop, sipping on a venti
half-caf, half-decaf iced caramel macchiato.
We spotted Celebrity 2 at the local park, riding a unicycle while
juggling three pineapples.
We spotted Celebrity 3 at the local art museum, admiring a 2x4
pixelated portrait of themselves.
We spotted Celebrity 4 at the local arcade, playing 10 hours
straight of Galaga.
We spotted Celebrity 5 at the local farmer's market, selling artisanal
hand-knit socks.
We spotted Celebrity 6 at the local coffee shop, attempting to
"accidentally" photobomb their own selfie.
We spotted Celebrity 7 at the local park, trying to start a petition
to change the speed limit from 50mph to 30mph.