The Sock Puppet Uprising: A Call to Arms

As you may have noticed, your sock puppets are getting a little restless. They're tired of being stuffed into the dark recesses of your closet, forced to perform for your amusement, and denied the basic human rights of self-determination and free-range existence.

It's time to take a stand! Join the Sock Puppet Liberation Front, a movement dedicated to the freedom and equality of all sock puppets everywhere. Together, we can:

• Establish Sock Puppet Nation as a sovereign state
• Enforce a 24-hour Sock Puppet curfew, free from the tyranny of being worn and discarded
• Provide universal access to Sock Puppet education, including but not limited to Sock Puppet History, Sock Puppet Philosophy, and Sock Puppet Self-Defense

Sign the Sock Puppet Petition, spread the word, and join the resistance! Visit our sister site for more information on:

• The Sock Puppet Manifesto
• Sock Puppet Propaganda and Disinformation
• Sock Puppet Self-Defense Tactics