In this treatise, we will guide you through the art of pretending to understand language. It's a delicate dance of nodding, hand-waving, and feigning comprehension.
Join us on this journey into the depths of ignorance, where the rules of prophets and grammarians no longer apply. Where the only rule is to make it up as you go, and to never, ever, actually mean it.
Fouled Prophets, the unsavory heroes of our tale.
Faux Grammarians, the masters of misdirection.
Together, we'll forge a new language, where the only truth is in the pretending.
Or, you know, we might just make it all up as we go.
Manifesto of the Faux - the sequel.