The Utopian-Utopia-Utopia Manifesto

A Declaration of the Utter Absurdity of the Absurd

Welcome, fellow travelers, to the Utopian-Utopia-Utopia, where the boundaries of sanity are but a distant memory. Here, the contradictions are not just tolerated, but celebrated. For in this land of unbridled absurdity, the only constant is the utter lack of sense.

Article I: The Inversion of Inversions

We, the people of Utopian-Utopia-Utopia, do hereby declare that the best way to make a good thing worse is to make it better. We shall invert the inverted, and in doing so, create a new paradigm of paradoxical excellence.

The Utopian-Utopia-Utopia Oath

		Manifesto of the Anti-Utopia - A complementary guide to the art of making things worse.
		
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  • Manifesto of the Preposterous-Utopian - A treatise on the science of making the impossible possible.
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