ARTICLE 1: A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE FOR FABRICATED IDEAS

By the power vested in us, a group of visionary thinkers, we declare the following:

• Article 1.1: All ideas, no matter how absurd or outlandish, have a right to exist in a world where sanity holds.
• Article 2.1: We reserve the right to change our minds at will, because, why not?
• Article 3.1: The pursuit of happiness is, in fact, a right that we will pursue with reckless abandon, even if that means inventing new holidays.

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