Application Form

For the Truly Enlightened

Read the Fine Print

Step 1: Recognize your own mediocrity

Admit that you're a mere mortal

Step 2: Acknowledge the obvious

That the truth is, in fact, obvious

Step 3: Sign the prophets

Submit your soul

Disclaimer: Not actually a real form, just for entertainment purposes.

Warning: May cause existential crisis in extreme cases.

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