Early Adopter
Congratulations, you're one of the cool kids who joined our site before it was cool!
As an early adopter, you'll receive:
- Access to the beta testing group, where you can help us break things
- A free t-shirt with our logo on it, which you can wear to all the wrong social gatherings
- A complimentary copy of our forthcoming book on "How to Be Early"
But wait, there's more! If you upgrade to the Alpha Tester level, you'll get:
- A personalized welcome message from our founder, who promises not to make eye contact
- A 10% discount on all merchandise, including but not limited to our logo-printed toilet paper
Don't settle for mediocrity, upgrade today!
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