Early Adopter

Congratulations, you're one of the cool kids who joined our site before it was cool!

As an early adopter, you'll receive:

Access to the beta testing group, where you can help us break things
A free t-shirt with our logo on it, which you can wear to all the wrong social gatherings
A complimentary copy of our forthcoming book on "How to Be Early"

But wait, there's more! If you upgrade to the Alpha Tester level, you'll get:

A personalized welcome message from our founder, who promises not to make eye contact
A 10% discount on all merchandise, including but not limited to our logo-printed toilet paper

Don't settle for mediocrity, upgrade today!