Early Adopter: The Original and Still Awesome

Join our exclusive club of pioneers who signed up before we even knew what we were doing.

As an Early Adopter, you'll get:

• Access to our beta testing program, where we test things that still kinda work
• Free upgrades to our "I'm not sure what's going on" version 2.5
• Invitations to our quarterly "what's going on" meetings
• A complimentary copy of our "How did we mess up so bad?" t-shirt

Don't settle for being on the bleeding edge, be on the bleeding edge! Bleeding Edge it up!