Membership Levels: Omega

For the select few who have transcended the boundaries of mortal understanding.

Benefits include:

• Unlimited access to the secret recipe for the perfect existential crisis
• Priority access to the infinite loop of recursive self-referential paradoxes
• Invitations to exclusive events where you can discuss the meaninglessness of it all with like-minded individuals
• Complimentary copy of "The Omega Point: A Guide to Achieving Ultimate Irrelevance"

Not for the faint of heart (or mind). Epsilon Level for those who are still clinging to the coattails of humanity.