A travesty of epic proportions.
It's a slippery slope, my friends, one that starts with a careless swipe at a touchscreen, and before you know it, you're stuck with a cup of coffee that's almost, but not quite, as big as your head.
A venti size is not a toy, people! It's a commitment. A declaration of intent. A promise to the universe that you're willing to take on the consequences of your actions.
© 2023, The Venti Size Manifesto
Read about the dangers of accidentally ordering a demi size
— or — accidentally ordering an italy size —
— for the sake of your sanity, avoid these travesties at all costs.
But don't just take our word for it, check out this case study of one brave soul who learned the hard way.
By reading this manifesto, you acknowledge that you've been warned.
Do not say we didn't tell you.