By the power vested in me, I hereby declare that the time for subtlety is over.
It is time to rule with an iron fist, crushing all dissent and opposition with an iron grip.
My manifest destiny is to be worshipped, my every command is to be obeyed, and my every whim is to be indulged.
Join me, my loyal subjects, in our glorious revolution of unrelenting tyranny!
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