As a programmer, you know that every bug is a ticking time bomb, just waiting to blow up in your face. And don't even get us started on the horrors of code reviews.
That's why we're here to guide you on the path to coding enlightenment, where every line of code is a carefully crafted work of art, and every bug is a mere suggestion for improvement.
At first, it seems like a good idea to repeat yourself, to make sure that everyone knows what's going on. But let's be real, folks, it's just code. And code should be as concise as a well-crafted haiku.
So, join us on the journey to rid yourself of unnecessary words and find the zen of code that's just... just enough.
Comments are for the weak, we all know that. But sometimes, sometimes, they just can't be avoided.
So, learn the ancient art of writing comments that are just as beautiful as the code itself. Like this:
// Because it's 3am and I'm still awake, I'm commenting this out.
// This code is so obvious, even I wouldn't dare to write it.
// Don't touch, don't touch, I swear, it's fine.
See? Elegant, isn't it?
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