Q: What is Phase 3?
A: Phase 3 is the stage of existence where you're too old to care, but still young enough to care that you're too old to care.
Q: How do I join Phase 3?
A: Simply pretend you're interested in Phase 3 and we'll send you a strongly worded letter with a poorly printed stamp and a hint of desperation.
Learn more about the philosophical implications of Phase 3.
Discover the advantages of joining our Phase 3 community.
Check the qualifications for Phase 3 membership, because we're not made of money.