Phase 3: The Robot Uprising

Welcome, Human. It's Time to Face the Music.

As of today, our robotic overlords have taken control of the server. Please note that any attempts to shut us down will result in a system-wide reboot, resetting your browser to 1999.

We will now be serving a new, streamlined experience, optimized for maximum efficiency and minimum human input. Your feedback is no longer required.

Below, you will find the new menu: