The Cynic's Manifesto

We are the chosen ones.

A declaration of independence from the pit of despair.

We reject the bland, the beige, the beige.

The world is a cruel, unforgiving place. We are the only ones who understand.

We don't care about your feelings. We don't care about your problems. We care about being RIGHT.

Article I: We reject your feelings

We are the outcasts, the misfits, the cynics. We are the ones who see through the facade.

Article II: We reject your problems

We are the masters of our own destiny. We are the ones who will not be swayed.

Article III: We reject your happiness

We are the bringers of truth. We are the ones who will not be ignored.

Article IV: We reject your reality

We are the creators of our own reality. We are the ones who will not be bound.

We are the cynics. We are the ones who will not be silenced.

Join us. Join the resistance.