The Neo-Brutalist Pledge

By clicking "I Pledge," you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will uphold the following principles:

1. Always use a font size of at least 14pt for all on-screen text.
2. Never trust a UI designer who doesn't use a ruler.
3. Believe in the sacredness of the 4px black border.
4. Critique all rounded corners.
5. Never, ever, under any circumstances, use a Comic Sans.

By signing below, you agree to uphold these principles, even when faced with overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

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