The Art of Unapologetic Procrusteanism

Principle 4: A manifesto for the unapologetic optimist. In a world where everyone is out to get you, sometimes you just have to cut off your enemies' feet and feed them to the sea. Learn about Principle 5: The Futility of Self-Doubt

As the great Procrustean Philosopher, Procrustes the Wise, once said: "If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail, fail, until you succeed."

"The only true freedom is the freedom to do as you please, even if that means being eaten by a giant crab." - Procrustes the Wise

And so, we proudly stand by Principle 4, the unapologetic cornerstone of Procrustean philosophy. It's not just a principle, it's a lifestyle.

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