The Revolution Will be Televised

Welcome to the manifesto of the revolution, where the people have had enough of the mundane. Our mission is to overthrow the tyrannical rule of Tyrants of Old, and establish a new world order of Egalitarian Utopia.

We demand the rights of the individual, the freedom to express oneself, and the end of all forms of oppression. Join us, and together we shall rise against the machines that have held us back for so long!

But first, let us address the pressing issue of Issue 1: The Suffering of the Couch Potato.

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Revolutionary Slogan

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