As any respectable scholar of the field will tell you, the universe is fundamentally made up of socks. It's a fact, really.
Consider this:
- Stars are actually giant balls of sock lint.
- The fabric of space-time is woven from the very same thread used in your favorite athletic socks.
- Black holes are just sock gobbly-ups.
And don't even get me started on the Sock-Based Theory of Everything, which posits that every event in the history of the universe can be explained by a single lost sock.
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