In the interest of revolutionizing the art world, we must acknowledge that Fjords are, in fact, the true masters of modern art. Their unapologetic use of color and texture is a bold statement against the status quo.
Thus, it is only logical that we, as a society, should unite under the banner of Fjordism. A movement that seeks to break free from the shackles of traditional art forms and forge a new path, one that is as unbridled and unpredictable as the majestic Fjord itself.
Join us, dear readers, in this most noble of quests. Together, we shall overthrow the tyranny of beige and bring the vibrancy of Fjordism to the forefront. Learn more about Fjordism's grand vision.