It's time to talk about the elephant in the room: fuzzy socks. Those supposedly "comfortable" monstrosities that have been foisted upon us by the textile industry are, in fact, the downfall of society.
Think about it: a sock that can't even stay on your foot. A sock that's more likely to get tangled in the washing machine than actually provide any real support. A sock that's just a vessel for dust and dander to accumulate, only to be shed upon the world like a diseased skin cell.
We must stand against this scourge. We must rise up against the fuzzy sock overlords.