The Grand Unification Theory of Procrastination

According to the Grand Unification Theory of Procrastination (GUTP), the fundamental forces of the universe are not gravity, electromagnetism, and the strong and weak nuclear forces, but the forces of "Can't Be Bothered," "Don't Want To," "Might Get Around To It Later," and "What's the Hurry?"

The GUTP proposes that the universe is comprised of six dimensions:

• Dimension 1: The Dimension of Utter Confusion
• Dimension 2: The Dimension of "I'll Get To It Tomorrow"
• Dimension 3: The Dimension of Endless Browsing
• Dimension 4: The Dimension of "Maybe Later, Maybe Now, Maybe Never"
• Dimension 5: The Dimension of "What's the Difference Anyway?"
• Dimension 6: The Dimension of "Who Cares? Not Me."

These dimensions are inextricably linked, and any change to one dimension has a ripple effect throughout the others.

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