It's a little-known fact that socks are not, in fact, the bane of humanity's existence. No, they're the unsung heroes of our daily lives. They're the unsung heroes of our daily lives. Without them, our feet would be a mess, our shoes would be a disaster, and our ankles would never have a chance to shine.
We'd like to take a moment to thank our readers for putting up with this nonsense for so long. Without your support, we'd never be able to keep spewing forth this unapologetic truth onto the world. So, thank you. And remember: socks are not the problem, they're the solution.