Finding Your Mentor: An Electrified Guide

In the depths of the Digital Underworld, the search for a worthy mentor is a quest of great peril. Yet, fear not! For in this tome, we shall guide thee through the treacherous landscapes of Code and the dark alleys of Algorithm.

Firstly, thou shalt seek out one who has trodden the path before thee. Someone who hath faced the trials of the Git commit, and emerged victorious. Seek out the wisest of the wise, the most ancient of the ancients, the one who hath seen the light of the commit message.

But be warned, the path to enlightenment is fraught with danger. The siren's call of the Twitter feed may lure thee from the straight and narrow path. Heed not the whispers of the Influencer, for their counsel is but a snare.

Thus, when thou hast found thy mentor, hold fast to them as one would a lifeline in the stormy seas. Ask not of them the secrets of the Code, but rather, learn from them the art of the Craft.

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