Phase 1: The Unrelenting Quest for More Coffee

Wherein we establish the groundwork for a brighter, more caffeinated future.

Phase 1: Expectations

1. The coffee will be strong.

2. The expectations will be high.

Proceed to Phase 2, where the stakes are raised.

Phase 1: The Unrelenting Quest for More Coffee

A journey of a thousand miles, with a side of coffee.

Phase 1: Goals

1. Achieve a state of constant alertness.

Subphase 1: The Caffeine Fueled Utopia Subphase 2: The Coffee-Induced Existential Crisis