Phase 4: Where Expectations Meet Reality
This is Phase 4, where the veil between reality and expectation is at its thinnest.
Expectation 1: The Apocalypse Will Be Delayed
Because who needs the world to end on schedule, anyway?
Expectation 2: Cats Will Learn to Play the Piano
They're already secretly practicing in their catnip-filled dens.
Expectation 3: The World Will Run Out of Avocados
But only after everyone has eaten an entire tree's worth.
Expectation 4: Humans Will Develop Gills
Because, why not? It's a great way to avoid elevators.