Phase 3: The Blandness Initiative | Phase 4 Subphase 2: The Blandness Protocol
In the depths of our soulless existence, we've discovered the ultimate goal: Blandness. A state of being devoid of all passion, creativity, and individuality. Phase 4: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Blandness is the culmination of our research into the art of being completely unremarkable.
We've developed the Blandness Index, a metric to measure the degree of blandness in any given situation.
Witness the power of blandness as we demonstrate its effects in real-time simulations.
Learn how to overcome the human spirit and achieve true blandness.