At Antidote, we specialize in the art of doing nothing.
We're not just a bunch of slackers, though. We're highly trained professionals who have dedicated their lives to the study and practice of idleness.
We're like a think tank, but instead of thinking, we just sit around and stare at the wall.
Our clients come to us for guidance on how to do absolutely nothing productive with their lives.
We're prophets of procrastination, apostles of apathy, and high priests of the Church of the Couch.