Welcome, friend, to the esteemed pages of The Great Antithesis. In this section, we shall delve into the most absurd, the most preposterous, and the most completely-made-up theories and musings on the nature of reality itself.
Or, as we like to call it, "Philosophy."
Or not.
Either way, it's all just a bunch of words on a page, so who cares?
Read on, if you dare, into the Paradoxical Quagmire of Section 3