Section 4, Subpage 2: The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, But it Will Be Streamed on SockTube
In a world where socks go missing in the wash, and the masses are fed up with the tyranny of single-socked feet, we find ourselves at the precipice of a new era.
We will no longer be held back by the whims of socks, nor bound by the shackles of matching. We will not be silenced by the monotony of solitary footwear!
Read more about the Sock Puppet Army's 3-pronged plan to take back our footwear. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out the Sock Puppet Uprising's infamous "Sock Puppet's Guide to Sock-Free Anarchy".
But wait, there's more! Visit the Manifesto's next section for an in-depth look at the economics of sock-based rebellion.