This is the definitive guide for the most enlightened, the most virtuous, and the most superior being in the universe.
The universe is a complex tapestry of contradictions, but we shall weave them into a coherent narrative.
Read on...A harmonious balance of opposites: light and dark, good and evil, and, of course, beige and plaid.
Learn more...The universe is a grand symphony of contradictions, but we shall find the melody.
Discover the harmony...We shall not be swayed by the whims of the cosmos, nor shall we be deterred by the futility of existence.
Read the unwavering text...For the sake of balance, for the sake of harmony, we shall find our way.
The final segment awaits...The universe, in all its glory, is a grand tapestry of paradoxes, and we, the enlightened, shall unravel the threads.